Imposing BANS: The latest and the CRAZIEST hobby

Warm greetings! O citizens of BANISTAN.          

I'm surprised that you haven't banned my blog yet.

Sorry,I've been too sardonic but that is only because of the preposterous acts of you people. Do you all come to realize how ridiculously you are banning everything in sight?

A journalist recently inquired a minister about his visit to a rural backward tribal area .

The response:

              "I was apprehensive because I thought that the tribals would demand for proper water,                           sanitation and electricity and spent my entire journey formulating how that could be made                   possible. Thankfully they demanded only the ban of MSG(Messenger of GOD)2."               

More coming soon.

  

Stephen Hawking fears robots could take over in 100 years

Worried that one day we'll have robot overlords? You're in good company.

Renowned physicist, cosmologist and author of A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking said this week that robots, powered by artificial intelligence (A.I.), could overtake humans in the next 100 years.Speaking at the Zeitgeist conference in London, Hawking said: "Computers will overtake humans with AI at some within the next 100 years. When that happens, we need to make sure the computers have goals aligned with ours," according to a report in Geek.This isn't the first time Hawking has spoken about the threat that comes along with machine learning, A.I. and robotics.

Read more on http://www.computerworld.com/article/2922442/robotics/stephen-hawking-fears-robots-could-take-over-in-100-years.html

Recently I got a brilliant opportunity to participate in an INTER-SCHOOL DEBATE CONTEST organised by the NETERHAT OLD BOY'S ASSOCIATION.My topic was:
"MODERN GADGETS HAVE MADE US SLAVES TO MACHINES"

Here is an image I came across while preparing for the topic:

Hello!I am Rohit Ranjan .I am just a beginner in blogging .I 'd like to share a poem with you .This is my first poem.Here it is: 

 "Beware of dogs!"

There were two men ,

Who had a hen;

She lived in a cell ,

And played by the well.

Her name was DOTTY,

For she was very naughty;

She played in the mud,

And disturbed the pup.

His name was CAGE,

He was always in a rage;

He gobbled the chicken,

In a matter of seconds.

Fate befelled her,

As she didn't listen to her

Masters' warning,

"BEWARE OF DOGS!"